Friday, March 20, 2009

Gabriella the Diaper Slayer

Gabriella has already discovered an interesting array of ways to dispense of a diaper. Without going into all of the details (although yellow and seedy seems like a good description now), she has killed five diapers in the past six hours.

In honor of March Madness, we have offered her a point system for dirty diapers. A heavy diaper is worth three points. A medium diaper is worth two. A light diaper is worth one. We do this for urine and for poop*


  • March 17: 25 points
  • March 18: 20 points
  • March 19: 32 points
  • March 20: 26 points (with time left on the clock)


It looks like her scoring average is going up, which can only mean more dirty work for mommy and daddy.



*-We call it poop, but that yellow and seedy stuff doesn't resemble normal poop.
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8 comments:

  1. CarrieMarch 20, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    What did I say about talking about your kiddo's poop?!?! She is a little over a week old and you are already blogging about it!! You should never say never! :)

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  2. lisa guierMarch 20, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    great pictures. i love the one of her with her toungue sticking out. It is amazaing how your converstions change after kids! ENJOY!!

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  3. JenniferMarch 20, 2009 at 5:03 PM

    How many points does she earn when she actually poops ON one of you?

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  4. Steve and Rachael GreerMarch 20, 2009 at 8:25 PM

    I guess she's eating good=) I love that you're talking about poop already too! Kristal, I'm so proud of you...I thought that the poo would gross you out but you seem to be okay with the poo!! That's about all you'll have to talk about for a least a few months!! Miss you guys! Give Ella a kiss for me!

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  5. Rebekah ZennMarch 21, 2009 at 5:20 AM

    gotta love that breastmilk poop! Just wait until she's on solids in about 5 months- yuck!

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  6. It's a beautiful day!March 21, 2009 at 9:47 AM

    haha, that's hilarious! If you guys every want to get free diapers and get paid here is a link to Jeremiah Redden's blog and he links to another blog. Basically there is a diaper manufacturing company that need people to test diapers so they send you 20 free and then you use them, complete a phone survey and they send you a check for $10. I called the number for guys diapers and got a live person and our first pack of diapers is supposed to get delivered in two weeks! http://hikingfool.blogspot.com/2009/03/free-diapers-and-get-paid-using-them.html

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  7. UnknownMarch 24, 2009 at 4:36 PM

    You don't have to go into so much detail about the poop consistency next time James!

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  8. The BailesMarch 25, 2009 at 1:27 PM

    GROSS...but welcome to the club...Ella really should try the toilet, it's much cleaner for mommy and daddy! :)

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